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Ain't No Christmas This July! (A Global Pandemic Spectacular)

by The Chuck & David Show

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    "WE'RE A COUPLE OF MISFITS!!" Despite quarantine lockdowns, pathogen paranoia, and vast physical distancing from their friends and collaborators, Chuck Bontrager and David Wallace persist to produce their fourth annual Chuck and David Show for the 2020 MWROC Music Festival. -Accidentally producing their first concert film and album as a band!

    Hand-numbered, each DVD includes a signed letter from Chuck Bontrager and David Wallace. Originally premiered on July 15th, 2020 MWROC Music Festival Home Edition, this DVD is the definitive remastered, re-edited edition.
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We're a couple of misfits We're a couple of misfits What's the matter with misfits That's where we fit in! We're not daffy and dilly Don't go 'round willy nilly Seems to us kinda silly That we don't fit in. We may be different from the rest Who decides the test Of what is really best? We're a couple of misfits We're a couple of misfits What's the matter with misfits That's where we fit in! Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit wit! So much gear, and I'm stuck here! Why don't I fit in? Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit wit! They can't fire me. I quit! Seems I don't fit in. We may be different from the rest Who decides the test Of what is really best? We're a couple of misfits We're a couple of misfits What's the matter with misfits That's where we fit in!
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You thought the leaden winter Would bring you down forever But you rode upon a steamer To the violence of the sun And the colors of the sea Blind your eyes with trembling mermaids And you touch the distant beaches With tales of brave Ulysses How his naked ears were tortured By the sirens sweetly singing For the sparkling waves are calling you To touch their white-laced lips And you see a girl's brown body Dancing through the turquoise And her footprints make you follow Where the sky loves the sea And when your fingers find her She drowns you in her body Carving deep blue ripples In the tissues of your mind The tiny purple fishes Run laughing through your fingers And you want to take her with you To the hard land of the winter Her name is Aphrodite And she rides a crimson shell You know you cannot leave her For you touched the distant sands With tales of brave Ulysses How his naked ears were tortured By the sirens sweetly singing Yeah The tiny purple fishes Run laughing through your fingers You want to take her with you To the hard land of the winter
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Oh, little did she know Couldn't let me go Already a part of her So, often do I need People in between That just can't get ahold of it So we'll just sing it for them (Ah) Yeah, we'll just sing it for them (Just can't get a hold of it) So we'll just sing it for them (Ah) Yeah, we'll just sing it It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened Imagine knowing me It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine But you'll never know until you're there No, you'll never know until you're there Slow, leave walking to the world Give your feet a chance They'll do all the thinking Toast, high until they find Less pathetic wine Until they get a better blend And we'll just drink it for them (Ah) Yeah we'll just drink it for them (Until they get a better blend) So we'll just drink it for them Yeah we'll just drink it It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened Imagine knowing me It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine But you'll never know until you're there No, you'll never know until you're there It's the greatest thing that's yet to have happened Imagine knowing me It's the greatest thing you'd ever imagine But you'll never know until you're there No, you'll never know until you're there No, you'll never know until you're there
4.
Orphan Boy 03:01
[adapted from Gillian Welch's "Orphan Girl" by David Wallace] I am an orphan on God's highway But I'll share my troubles if you go my way I have no mother, no father, No sister, no brother I am an orphan boy I have had friendships pure and golden But the ties of kinship, I have not known them I know no mother, no father, No sister, no brother I am an orphan boy But when He calls me, I will be able To meet my family at God's table I'll meet my mother, my father My sister, my brother No more an orphan boy So Blessed Savior, make me willing Walk beside me, until I'm with them Be my mother, my father My sister, my brother I am an orphan boy
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[Ba-da, da-da. Ba-da, da-da Ba-da, da-da, ba-daaaaa DAAAAAAAAA. . . . ]
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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead (Punk Rock Girl), please look at me (Punk Rock Girl), what do you see? Let's travel round the world Just you and me, punk rock girl I tapped her on the shoulder And said, "Do you have a beau?" She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know (Punk Rock Girl), give me a chance (Punk Rock Girl), let's go slam dance We'll dress like Minnie Pearl Just you and me, punk rock girl We went to the Village Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea The waitress said "Well no, we only have it iced" So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox It it was "California Dreamin'" So we started screamin' On such a winter's day She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal (Punk Rock Girl), it makes no sense (Punk Rock Girl), your dad is the vice president Rich as the Duke of Earl Yeah, you're for me punk rock girl We went to a shopping mall And laughed at all the shoppers And security guards trailed us to a record shop We asked for Mojo Nixon They said, "He don't work here!" We said, "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'" We got into her car, away we started rollin' I said how much you pay for this Said "nothin' man it's stolen" (Punk Rock Girl), you look so wild (Punk Rock Girl), let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me Eating fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel round the world Just you and me Punk Rock Girl
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Sad But True 05:24
Hey (Hey), I'm your life, I'm the one who takes you there Hey (Hey), I'm your life, I'm the one who cares They (They), they betray, I'm your only true friend now They (They), they'll betray, I'm forever there I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but true I'm your dream, mind astray I'm your eyes while you're away I'm your pain while you repay You know it's sad but true Sad but true You (You), you're my mask, you're my cover my shelter You (You), you're my mask, you're the one who's blamed Do (Do), do my work, do my dirty work, scapegoat Do (Do), do my deeds for you're the one who's shamed I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but true I'm your dream, mind astray I'm your eyes while you're away I'm your pain while you repay You know it's sad but true Sad but true
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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange A walk on part in the war For a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year Running over the same old ground What have we found? The same old fears Wish you were here
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The Trooper 04:26
You'll take my life but I'll take yours, too You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through So when you're waiting for the next attack You'd better stand, there's no turning back The bugle sounds as the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath As you plunge into a certain death Oh oh oh Oh oh oh The horse, he sweats with fear, we break to run The mighty roar of the Russian guns And as we race towards the human wall The screams of pain as my comrades fall We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the Russians fire another round We get so near yet so far away We won't live to fight another day Oh oh oh Oh oh oh We get so close, near enough to fight When a Russian gets me in his sights He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A burst of rounds takes my horse below And as I lay there gazing at the sky My body's numb and my throat is dry And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a tear I draw my parting groan Oh oh oh Oh oh oh
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We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day Keep smiling through Just like you always do 'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away So will you please say hello To the folks that I know Tell them I won't be long They'll be happy to know That as you saw me go I was singing this song We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day Keep smiling through Just like you always do 'Til the blue skies Drive the dark clouds far away So will you please say hello To the folks that I know Tell them it won't be long They'll be happy to know That as you saw me go I was singin' this song We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

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"WE'RE A COUPLE OF MISFITS!!" Despite quarantine lockdowns, pathogen paranoia, and vast physical distancing from their friends and collaborators, Chuck Bontrager and David Wallace persist to produce their fourth annual Chuck and David Show for the 2020 MWROC Music Festival. -Accidentally producing their first concert film and album as a band!

This digital soundtrack album includes punk, folk, country, psychedelic rock, modern classical, symphonic metal, and more!!

WARNING: THIS RECORD WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY!

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released December 15, 2020

…produced, arranged, wept and screamed over by
Chuck Bontrager and David Wallace

Executive production and audio and video editing,
mixing, mastering and good-natured eye-rolling
by Matt Vanacoro

Audio editing of "The Trooper" by Brian Schwab

Additional musicians, in order of first appearance:

Jason Gianni: drums
Matt Vanacoro: drums, keys, vocals
Matt Bell: Trumpet, viper, and vocals
Jeremy Samuel: upright bass
Joe Deninzon: violin and viper
Greg Byers: cello and cobra
Haydn Vitera: vocals, viper, and violin
Paul Ranieri: electric basses, fretted and unfretted
Rob Bambach: acoustic guitar
Val Vigoda: viper
Laura Kaye: vocals
Mark Wood: viper

The Trooper String Quartet:

Rachel Barton Pine, violin 1
Earl Maneein, violin 2
Hannah Barton, viola
Sean Grissom, cello

The Trooper Electric Orchestra:

Joe Deninzon, Gio Mazza, Matt Bell, Marisa Garnjobst,
Karen Hooper, Jessica Rafferty, Brando Jenkins,
Rachel Martin Gamin, Greg Byers, and Adam Rafferty


The We’ll Meet Again Chorus:


Heather Newman Gonzalez, Marisa Garnjobst,
Nick Schafer, Deb Wyant, Will Wyant,
Alissa Jackman, Rachel Martin Gamin,
Noah Gruenberg, Joe Deninzon,
Lila Hood, Lisa Russell, Mia Asano,
Tracy Silverman, and Laura Kaye

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The Chuck and David Show

With electric and acoustic violins, violas, and cellos, The
Chuck & David Show takes you on deep, wild, and virtuosic journeys.

Running a musical gauntlet that spans metal, punk, folk, pop, symphonic rock and more, Chuck Bontrager and David Wallace pack an emotional and sonic wallop.

Prepare to be dazzled, amused, perplexed, and maybe just a little disturbed. The catharsis is on us.
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